Ejaculations, for those not familiar with unfortunately named practices of Catholicism, are short prayers that are repeated throughout the day. You can think of them as being like coins dropped in a swear jar, because you get bonus points with Big Y for saying them.
Examples of ejaculations would be "Jesus Christ, Shepherd of Judea!" or "Oh Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me, a sinner" or "Hail Holy Queen!" It's fun, especially since they are often uttered in times of annoyance and in practice are used in place of other choice words not usually used in polite society. So whenever someone, especially a Southern Catholic Lady says "Jesus Christ, Shepherd of Judea!" she's really saying Fuck. A lot.
So if you are utterly stressed because your mother in law is criticizing your housekeeping skills and the cat just relieved herself in the soup, you can say "Jesus Christ, Have Mercy!" And not only will you feel better, but you get credit for time served on your Purgatory score-card. Do not pass Limbo, do not go straight to Malebolge! However, as my Parish Priest has informed me on more than one occasion, saying "Jesus H Fucking Christ, Goddamn it all to Hell Twice!" does not count.
How would this work for Pagans? Granted, we don't go in for that hell/redemption/fear of the lord stuff but...I think it could be interesting.
If your mind is going where my mind is going, this can get R rated pretty quickly, especially if you worship gods commonly depicted with an erect phallus, horns, generous cleavage, or a real love for swinging parties.
As it stands, I'm voting for Great Baphomet's Cock, which art awesome in all the worlds! as my personal favorite.
Chime in with yours!