"I am going to enchant the fuck out of these pies, with hopes that it will keep my Idiot Bitch Sister from saying something stupid. Because the back-up plan is putting Hot Foot Powder on the Deviled Eggs." - as said on Twitter
*And by "hot foot powder" I mean Harm None, the threefold law, no personal gain, and all that other stuff. You never know when the Ethics Trolls are watching.
My Thanksgiving witchery thus far has involved trying to wrangle an 8-kilo (not sure what that is in pounds, just sky of double I think) turkey into brine, which just did not happen!
ReplyDeleteI hope that the event doesn't prove to be too trying for you. There's a recipe in here somewhere for a "Shut-the-fuck-up"pie... when I pen it I'll cut you in on the recipe :P
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Much obliged, Sir!
ReplyDeleteA "Shut The Fuck Up Pie" would be glorious! And oh so handy!
This is why you deserve buttons.
ReplyDeleteNow why didn't I think of that?! Maybe I can *fix* the mulled wine ...
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Veles.
@Jow: Awwww thank you Sir!
ReplyDelete@Trothwy: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, dear friend! Mmmmm mulled wine! *covets*
ive hot footed some food before when my brother in law was leeching, ahem i mean visiting us for a while, worked great and he ended up with a way better life than he had here.
ReplyDeleteRe: Ethics Trolls - I like to call them the Threefold Reich.
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