Cthulhumas

There just aren't enough Solstice Carols for my pal Cthluhu.  So, having too much time on my hands and way too much caffeine in my system, I made one for him.  Enjoy.

Slay Belle sings, are you listening,

In the lane, blood is glistening

A beautiful fright,

We're screaming tonight.

Walking in a R'lyeh wonderland.

Now awake is Cthulhu,

Here to stay is Cthulhu

He sings an eldritch song,

As we go along,

Walking in a R'lyeh wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a sigil,

Then call up old Keziah Mason

She'll say: Gimme babies!
We'll say: No ma'am,

But you can do the job

When you're in Arkham.

Later on, we'll expire,

As he eats us by the fire

You should be afraid,

of the plans that he's made,

Walking in a R'lyeh wonderland.

 

When he chews, ain't it thrilling,

Though your soul gets a killing

He'll frolic and play, the Old Ones way,

Walking in a R'lyeh wonderland.