Veles The Computer Slayer

Sister of Veles:  "Hey, check out this new laptop that no one is using that you can have for free!"

Veles:  "Oh cool!"  *type*type*type* "It has a built in webcam!" *type*type*type* "And Skype!"

Computer: *screeching noise*

Sister of Veles: "What's that screeching noise?"

Veles:  "I have no idea."  *type*type*type*

Computer: *flatines*

Sister of Veles:  "This is why you can't have nice things."

(And Scene)